I’ve heard rumours that the Highland council in Golspie are going to be putting up Do Not Feed the seagull posters around Brora. Well, I hope they’ve applied for planning permission to do that. If not, I’d suggest they apply for planning permission first before defacing our village.
It would be more like them to learn how to fix chimneys so the next time it doesn’t take two years and cost nearly £100,000 of tax payer’s money. TWO years and nearly ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND POUNDS to fix a fucking chimney. I wonder how many mason’s pockets that lined at tax payer’s expense? In case you didn’t know it, robbing tax payer’s to line your own greedy pockets is a crime, but feeding birds in your own back garden is not.
For the record, it isn’t feeding seagulls that’s the problem, it’s the nests. Isn’t the council responsible for removing nests from roofs?
And another thing, it isn’t just seagulls who shit on cars, it’s cute wee robins, blackbirds, jackdaws, sparrows, thrushes, chaffinches, doves, rooks, blue tits, pigeons and anything else with wings and feathers. Perhaps we should just go and shoot all the birds hey, to keep your stupid cars clean.
If you don’t like seagulls, don’t live in a Highland seaside village with a harbour, go and live in London.
Get your house in order. Learn to fix chimneys instead of stealing tax payer’s money and annoying people for feeding birds in their own back gardens.